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Up at 3:40 A.M. Arbitmax hour of the night. Can’t understand why…Endsems? Nah nice try. Hungry? Yeah! Can’t find anything to eat. As far as eating is concerned, lack of funds(end of the sem as it is) led me and gapa to the Himalayan expedition. RR C1 fuckers prepared paw bhaji it seems! The paw seemed some 2 hours old and the combination of the two made it more of a dessert rather than the junk I am used to eating. Milk Bread combined with sweet gravy. Bah! The worst was when I was receiving all this from the guy at the counter. Obviously assuming it to be good, I asked him for a second serving so that I don’t have to come back to counter and stand in that dreadful line! The guy made a misery-struck face which asked me “why saar, why do you want a second serving of this shit?” Looks are definitely deceptive. A dumbfuck that I am, I dint even bother to look at him again and started staring at the empty bowl indicating that I wanted more of the bhaji so called! He, not so gleefully, poured some of the contents from the big trough of his. After finishing off with this shit, the genius in me asks, “Chal be gape, lets have an ice-cream.” Gapa readily agreed and as soon as he opened the freezer, he saw a couple of cups which were covered with some thermocole type material. He said “chal yaar aaj ye kha lete hain”. Then when we start eating it, I find it a Herculean task to dig through and delight my senses of taste with some brilliant flavoured ice-cream. Initially I couldn’t do a thing about it. Then miraculously I generated some power and the thing popped up and now I could dig deep and thulp on whatever was there on offer. Then the regular cigarette after lunch/dinner then a bit of quaking and I crashed without mugging at all with the endsems in a couple of days time.
How can Bush be president of the U.S.A??
Billy Sheehan, Victor Wooten and the best Cliff “the great” Burton are my inspiration!
Black by Pearl Jam is the song for the week.
Please do watch the movie Office Space. No wonder software engineers are morons :P.
My comp was on for 29 days 11 hours 16 min and __ seconds before it generally restarted. On asking the geek, the reply was that XP has a freaking bug which has a parameter which keeps on changing on a regular basis and it can hold only up to some 30 days. Hmmm…Microsoft sucks man!
How can people still use I.E?
Constipated cunts in the mosque, close to the hostel, have started yelling like as if there is no tomorrow.
There are two Rishabh's in the institute, One is called cock, the other is called pussy. Har har har
Worth laughing at no?
Bah! (BTW I am cock :P)
Mosquitoes, you freaking bitches…aargh! When will you quit?
Read Slashdot. The funny comments are really funny. The latest one being YAY! LOL!! That was for the latest Microsoft development for making a patch for patch in XP. Awesome Mr.Gates, your friggin twerp!
Rothmans is officially the favourite fag now!
Nothing like Hi-Look bread-omelets at this hour of the day. Just came back after having a couple hehe.
Internships are grossly overrated. Big fucking deal! Who cares a shit?
The cat I have here as a pet is yelling at the top of its voice which is vexing me like crazy!
Yawning, yawning, yawning…
While I’m sitting like a zombie and typing all this crap, the world seems to think of Marvin!
"Life... don't talk to me about life."

"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself into [the ship]'s external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length, and explained my view of the universe to it, " said Marvin.

"And what happened?" pressed Ford.

"It committed suicide," said Marvin.

Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know.

Pack
Time to crash. Need to wake up for lunch.
Worrusht I am!

Farewell

This one is a long-overdue post… just like that of gapa’s, about hostel night and how much I will miss you all seniors. These fuckers have been so good and so helpful and have always been there for me.
Mandak hostel night hehehe nothing left to say. For the past three years, its been awesome and it’ll always be the way it has been just because when we were freshies, we saw these people doing it in front of us and all we have done is to follow the footsteps with tremendous amount of support from these guys as usual. The best part was that jha, banner and TG also turned up which added colour to the ever so brilliant Raindance (TG wasn’t much of a help :) just like me)
To start, Gapa, GAyPA, elder brother, sutta and movie partner
Chissssssssss, hoorraaaai, eeeeeffff, khooob are a few of his favourite words hehe. A geek big time, anime freak, awesome company and dangerously gay. I have never been a victim though, but junta can ask akshat for further details. His walking style includes the ass wiping techniques where the right hand does the act :). Cant think of anything at this given moment but there is no end to how much you can talk about this fella and a small write up does no justice. Yeah, he is one of major gaming freaks I have seen after anand. I also land up in the same category. My third year went peacefully only because of this fellow being a wingmate. Can go to his room anytime and knock at his door, gapa will be awake watching some anime and will be ready to come for a sutta with you. Bugger prefers fags over grub! Give him a pack of original Classic Milds (Read “anywhere but taramani”), his day is made. He has this smile plastered over his face no matter what happens, be it a bad day or something, this persistence this guy exhibited during the last sem with the placement bit was too much of an inspiration and as far as I am concerned, I am a frustu max guy who cant be as persistent and as big an enthusiast. Aspire to be like him to be the ideal. To Gapa I toast! Thanks for making my third year, a year to remember!

Bacchi!! Bacchus a.k.a Bob, tech fart god! Dr. Gadgetron as gapa said hehe.

Bacchi is the guy who will fart with you for hours and hours together and solve all your problems patiently. One helluva passionate guy. His passions include, mech, tech, gadgets, his screw driver set! ( read “the best in the insti”). His trademark smile gets a smile on everyone’s face. He shifted to a different wing so I dint get the privilege to spend a lot of time with him, but the amount I spend with him was good enough for me to learn a lot! Bacchi possesses special powers all of which, reside in his beard (cogger as I am, thanks gapa). It is said that the evil part of his brain resides within his beard, and it can only be destroyed by burning it after dousing it in alcohol. To bacchi a friend for life, I toast! I will never forget the yelling and the knocking at my door at some arbit hours of the day or the night, when an innocent voice asks me the same old question which melts me..."abe yaar, ek hai kya?" Will miss you man

Vikram a.k.a The Wickerman, the guy in pink :P

This guy passed out when we were in our second year. Bugger is doing his M.S in Maryland. The dude, the friend, the stud. Someone who leads an eggstreamly normal life and is the accha baccha who went haywire in the last sem because of me :P. Smoked some pot with me during hostel night hehe. He has a strong affinity towards stuff that is pink :P. Casual to the core, footer freak, quake god, my music mate, the guy with the essentials and if he’s the guy who calls me pure then rest assured of him being the epitome of purity! This guy made me realize that Dream Theater is not as bad as I used to think and to him I raise a toast playing the first 26 bars of the Erotomania bass! The remaining is slicccchaaa nice try da, maybe next sem when I learn more scales and my runs improve.

I cant find anyone else worth toasting, apart from the awesome threesome mentioned above, maybe because I don’t know them as well as I know these fellows. There is one thing common to all the three, they all treat me as a chotu baccha :) which I definitely am! No regrets!

Aiyyo! one more year to go. Mummy what will I do without the awesome threesome. No no, I have a solution to this also. There is another threesome which will keep me going. ME MY SUTTA AND MY BASS!

I wish you people all the best in your future endeavours! May god bless you! Finally THANK YOU!

I found the cure to growing older
And you're the only place that feels like home
Just so you know, you'll never know
And some secrets weren't meant to be told
But I found the cure to growing older

I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends
And I am sorry my conscience called in sick again
And I've got arrogance down to a science
Oh, and I'm the first kid to write of hearts, lies, and friends

Douse yourself in perfume it's
So fitting, so fitting of the way you are
You can't cover it up
Can't cover it up

They call kids like us vicious and carved out of stone
But for what we've become, we just feel more alone
Always weigh what I've got against what I left
So progress report: I am missing you to death

Untouchable

It's dark and lonely.
The music is soft;
the crickets chirp and
the birds sing.

I look up at the window,
staring through myself
at the stars
on their bed of black.

If only I could grasp just one...

So I reach up,
only to fall back down
clutching nothing.

Rampant Fucking Optimism

I fucking loathe these so-called optimists that feel it necessary to throw in the line "well, it could always be worse". FUCK-OFF, I'm content to feel that I've reached the bottom at least that way I feel like the only way I can go is up. To me that's optimism, at least my variation of it. If I have to worry that things can get worse then, yep you guessed it, things are most definitely going to go in the shitter.

You misanthropic, ignorant, everyone-needs-to-like-me cockbites try to disguise yourselves by acting cheery but I'm on to you. The next motherfucking asswipe that says something like that is going to wind up like the dog in the above cartoon, and no you're NOT gonna get the courtesy of a reach-around. Just think of how much worse it can get when you hear the power tools start up.

You, yes you, I can already hear the gears grinding. Be warned, if you try to pull this shit on me you'll look awfully funny walking around with a saw-z-all jammed up your ass. It'll pretty hard to get a date when the first thing out of her mouth is "why is there a power cord hanging out of your rectum?"So the next time any of you feel it necessary to open your yap and spew some nonsensical bullshit such as "it could be worse" I guarantee you it will be.

Oh yes, make no mistake, it will be.

Conscience

Inoculated against sleep,
my mind races with so many quirks
and all the aspects of my life
stop me.And shake me.
And purely boggle me,
because your conscience never wears out.

The rock has dragged behind me now
for so long.
It has started to become
smooth around the edges,
like a piece of broken glass
beaten by years of
pushing
rolling
crashing surf.

A thousand souls scream
solutions to problems I cannot see
in tongues I do not understand.

I am terrified
by the anticipated abyss.

Thank You

Two little words. Infinite power.

Scene : A "general stores".. Somewhere in Chennai.

Time : Well, a pretty bad one for the guy at the helm. :)

Mood : Bloody pissed off, alright. He had this nasty look on his face. Kept muttering to himself. Screamed at a couple of helpers. Too many customers, way too little helpers. And very very frustrated.


What happened : I had gone to book train tickets for a trip with my friends. I was pedaling back to the hostel, and needed a reason to stop and have a drink. Chennai, noon time. Reason enough. :)
And that was when I saw the scene. He didn't respond to me the first couple of times. So I decided to wait. After seeing off a few customers, he got around to me and asked "Enna sir vennum?"... I asked for a soft drink and happily sipped away watching him get back to the rest of his customers. He got into a heated argument with one of them too. And muttered some words in tamil(which I obviously did not understand), after the customer left. I wouldn't have been too surprised to see smoke billowing outta his ears. Time for me to pay.. how long do you expect to sip an empty cool drink bottle? I paid him the exact change, and said "Thank You".

You should have seen the child-like glee on his face, as he broke into a toothy grin to say, "Welgum".