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Up at 3:40 A.M. Arbitmax hour of the night. Can’t understand why…Endsems? Nah nice try. Hungry? Yeah! Can’t find anything to eat. As far as eating is concerned, lack of funds(end of the sem as it is) led me and gapa to the Himalayan expedition. RR C1 fuckers prepared paw bhaji it seems! The paw seemed some 2 hours old and the combination of the two made it more of a dessert rather than the junk I am used to eating. Milk Bread combined with sweet gravy. Bah! The worst was when I was receiving all this from the guy at the counter. Obviously assuming it to be good, I asked him for a second serving so that I don’t have to come back to counter and stand in that dreadful line! The guy made a misery-struck face which asked me “why saar, why do you want a second serving of this shit?” Looks are definitely deceptive. A dumbfuck that I am, I dint even bother to look at him again and started staring at the empty bowl indicating that I wanted more of the bhaji so called! He, not so gleefully, poured some of the contents from the big trough of his. After finishing off with this shit, the genius in me asks, “Chal be gape, lets have an ice-cream.” Gapa readily agreed and as soon as he opened the freezer, he saw a couple of cups which were covered with some thermocole type material. He said “chal yaar aaj ye kha lete hain”. Then when we start eating it, I find it a Herculean task to dig through and delight my senses of taste with some brilliant flavoured ice-cream. Initially I couldn’t do a thing about it. Then miraculously I generated some power and the thing popped up and now I could dig deep and thulp on whatever was there on offer. Then the regular cigarette after lunch/dinner then a bit of quaking and I crashed without mugging at all with the endsems in a couple of days time.
How can Bush be president of the U.S.A??
Billy Sheehan, Victor Wooten and the best Cliff “the great” Burton are my inspiration!
Black by Pearl Jam is the song for the week.
Please do watch the movie Office Space. No wonder software engineers are morons :P.
My comp was on for 29 days 11 hours 16 min and __ seconds before it generally restarted. On asking the geek, the reply was that XP has a freaking bug which has a parameter which keeps on changing on a regular basis and it can hold only up to some 30 days. Hmmm…Microsoft sucks man!
How can people still use I.E?
Constipated cunts in the mosque, close to the hostel, have started yelling like as if there is no tomorrow.
There are two Rishabh's in the institute, One is called cock, the other is called pussy. Har har har
Worth laughing at no?
Bah! (BTW I am cock :P)
Mosquitoes, you freaking bitches…aargh! When will you quit?
Read Slashdot. The funny comments are really funny. The latest one being YAY! LOL!! That was for the latest Microsoft development for making a patch for patch in XP. Awesome Mr.Gates, your friggin twerp!
Rothmans is officially the favourite fag now!
Nothing like Hi-Look bread-omelets at this hour of the day. Just came back after having a couple hehe.
Internships are grossly overrated. Big fucking deal! Who cares a shit?
The cat I have here as a pet is yelling at the top of its voice which is vexing me like crazy!
Yawning, yawning, yawning…
While I’m sitting like a zombie and typing all this crap, the world seems to think of Marvin!
"Life... don't talk to me about life."
"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself into [the ship]'s external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length, and explained my view of the universe to it, " said Marvin.
"And what happened?" pressed Ford.
"It committed suicide," said Marvin.
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know.
Pack
Time to crash. Need to wake up for lunch.
Worrusht I am!
Up at 3:40 A.M. Arbitmax hour of the night. Can’t understand why…Endsems? Nah nice try. Hungry? Yeah! Can’t find anything to eat. As far as eating is concerned, lack of funds(end of the sem as it is) led me and gapa to the Himalayan expedition. RR C1 fuckers prepared paw bhaji it seems! The paw seemed some 2 hours old and the combination of the two made it more of a dessert rather than the junk I am used to eating. Milk Bread combined with sweet gravy. Bah! The worst was when I was receiving all this from the guy at the counter. Obviously assuming it to be good, I asked him for a second serving so that I don’t have to come back to counter and stand in that dreadful line! The guy made a misery-struck face which asked me “why saar, why do you want a second serving of this shit?” Looks are definitely deceptive. A dumbfuck that I am, I dint even bother to look at him again and started staring at the empty bowl indicating that I wanted more of the bhaji so called! He, not so gleefully, poured some of the contents from the big trough of his. After finishing off with this shit, the genius in me asks, “Chal be gape, lets have an ice-cream.” Gapa readily agreed and as soon as he opened the freezer, he saw a couple of cups which were covered with some thermocole type material. He said “chal yaar aaj ye kha lete hain”. Then when we start eating it, I find it a Herculean task to dig through and delight my senses of taste with some brilliant flavoured ice-cream. Initially I couldn’t do a thing about it. Then miraculously I generated some power and the thing popped up and now I could dig deep and thulp on whatever was there on offer. Then the regular cigarette after lunch/dinner then a bit of quaking and I crashed without mugging at all with the endsems in a couple of days time.
How can Bush be president of the U.S.A??
Billy Sheehan, Victor Wooten and the best Cliff “the great” Burton are my inspiration!
Black by Pearl Jam is the song for the week.
Please do watch the movie Office Space. No wonder software engineers are morons :P.
My comp was on for 29 days 11 hours 16 min and __ seconds before it generally restarted. On asking the geek, the reply was that XP has a freaking bug which has a parameter which keeps on changing on a regular basis and it can hold only up to some 30 days. Hmmm…Microsoft sucks man!
How can people still use I.E?
Constipated cunts in the mosque, close to the hostel, have started yelling like as if there is no tomorrow.
There are two Rishabh's in the institute, One is called cock, the other is called pussy. Har har har
Worth laughing at no?
Bah! (BTW I am cock :P)
Mosquitoes, you freaking bitches…aargh! When will you quit?
Read Slashdot. The funny comments are really funny. The latest one being YAY! LOL!! That was for the latest Microsoft development for making a patch for patch in XP. Awesome Mr.Gates, your friggin twerp!
Rothmans is officially the favourite fag now!
Nothing like Hi-Look bread-omelets at this hour of the day. Just came back after having a couple hehe.
Internships are grossly overrated. Big fucking deal! Who cares a shit?
The cat I have here as a pet is yelling at the top of its voice which is vexing me like crazy!
Yawning, yawning, yawning…
While I’m sitting like a zombie and typing all this crap, the world seems to think of Marvin!
"Life... don't talk to me about life."
"I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself into [the ship]'s external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length, and explained my view of the universe to it, " said Marvin.
"And what happened?" pressed Ford.
"It committed suicide," said Marvin.
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
Trillian: Well, we have something that may take your mind off it.
Marvin: It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind.
Trillian: Yeah, we know.
Pack
Time to crash. Need to wake up for lunch.
Worrusht I am!
posted by Blunt at 4/22/2006 03:56:00 PM
6 Comments:
hehoha.. i didnt know that restart funda.. nice one! :D
for more mess "scoops", check out Raghu's blog.
Even I dint know the restart funda. Gapa told me about it.
The scoops were really funny but slicha overdone I think.
The principles of touch typing allows me to spill my beans in half an hour...so dont need a lot of time for this :).
Secondly, there is nothing wrong in mass killing during mass. You are still good when you only want to kill those bitches. I wanted to kill people there! I wanted to kill everyone because every Sunday they used to make all boarders sit and watch people drinking wine and dint even give us a sip. But since you have lost your meanness [=))], you should not be doing all this. Cheee! Very bad! Indeed! Go listen to Grace Is Gone by DMB. Perfect title for the time no? Brilliant song. For poor ppl like us it's our weed :P.
P.S-Everything seems majorly fucked up. I am not talking of exams and all that crap. I dont have any answers to my questions. DDTed... so I think I will take a break
And about me going berserk, I would give it away when I ask you to check the capitals out hehehe.
Still more, random is the answer!
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