Rampant Fucking Optimism

I fucking loathe these so-called optimists that feel it necessary to throw in the line "well, it could always be worse". FUCK-OFF, I'm content to feel that I've reached the bottom at least that way I feel like the only way I can go is up. To me that's optimism, at least my variation of it. If I have to worry that things can get worse then, yep you guessed it, things are most definitely going to go in the shitter.

You misanthropic, ignorant, everyone-needs-to-like-me cockbites try to disguise yourselves by acting cheery but I'm on to you. The next motherfucking asswipe that says something like that is going to wind up like the dog in the above cartoon, and no you're NOT gonna get the courtesy of a reach-around. Just think of how much worse it can get when you hear the power tools start up.

You, yes you, I can already hear the gears grinding. Be warned, if you try to pull this shit on me you'll look awfully funny walking around with a saw-z-all jammed up your ass. It'll pretty hard to get a date when the first thing out of her mouth is "why is there a power cord hanging out of your rectum?"So the next time any of you feel it necessary to open your yap and spew some nonsensical bullshit such as "it could be worse" I guarantee you it will be.

Oh yes, make no mistake, it will be.