Captain Bloody Obvious

Could someone please explain to me why people feel it absolutely necessary to state the obvious? An example would be "Gee, you look like you're in a bad mood today." Don't you fucking think I know I'm in a bad mood? Wow, I was having a thoroughly bitchin' day until you pointed that out you fucking spastic, half-retarded, tongue-chewing waste of skin.

Are they trying to piss me off, do they want to see me go postal? They must because they do a fanfuckingtabulous job of making my ire reach the point of no return.

What would I do without the caring and compassion of these obviously dimwitted Samaritans?

I'D BE PISSED OFF IN PEACE YOU FUCKWAD!!

There are times when I really just don't want to deal with the incredible stupidity and general mental deficiency of the populace, alas I'm not independently wealthy (yet) nor do I have a sugar babe (mmm, rich Mischa Barton). So until that happens, do yourself a favor and shut your fucking word-hole if you feel the urge to blurt out something that is incredibly obvious to the rest of us. If you can do that I'll feel less compelled to tear off your head and shit down your neck, which I think no one would like to see (except Jackass, I swear that fucker has some sort of bet going as to when I'll snap).So, in conclusion, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't need to hear the constant ramble of verbal diarrhea spewing from the lips of these moronic dipshits and I'm pretty damned sure no one else wants to hear it either.