Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers!
In Heaven there is no beer
(No beer?!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
In Heaven there is no wine
(No wine?!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine.
In Heaven there is no fear
(No fear)
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear.
In Heaven there are no drugs
That's why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.
Thugs and drugs
Beer...
In Heaven there is no sex
(Oh no!)
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex.
In Heaven there are no wars
Or cars, or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars.
What the heck! Yeah!
Sex and war,
Bars and cars.
Drugs, thugs,And delicious food.
Joe forgot to wish Varun. He was sad, but what his friends did for him was way beyond his expectation. He thanked Preanka, Aakash, Anand, Mithun and Gautam profusely!
Beer Drinker and Hell Raiser no wonder hehehehe..
(No beer?!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
In Heaven there is no wine
(No wine?!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine.
In Heaven there is no fear
(No fear)
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear.
In Heaven there are no drugs
That's why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.
Thugs and drugs
Beer...
In Heaven there is no sex
(Oh no!)
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex.
In Heaven there are no wars
Or cars, or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars.
What the heck! Yeah!
Sex and war,
Bars and cars.
Drugs, thugs,And delicious food.
Joe forgot to wish Varun. He was sad, but what his friends did for him was way beyond his expectation. He thanked Preanka, Aakash, Anand, Mithun and Gautam profusely!
Beer Drinker and Hell Raiser no wonder hehehehe..
7 Comments:
And when we are gone from heeeeeeeeeeere..
all our friends will be drinkin all our beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.
Tribute to the norwegian hog
Isnt this a reflection of how our lives are...I mean in general and specifically us. Makes so much sense. Fear and loathing in IITM :P
Tribute to the norwegian hog!
Good to have you back saar!
But do you need to be pained to the extent that you are now to write :P
Hehehe as usual me farting but do update soon and put up a sood one to rape its :D
Aiyyo alice being pessimistic paa paa :P
I remember one of your replies to wonderland doesnt exist...
The skyyyyyyyyyyyyyy aaalllllllll day is as black as naiiiiiiiiight.
BUT I'M NAAAUUGHT COMPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIINING
Now I shouldn't be asking you to take bow from that, because thats what you wrote
Please do write poetry...You were BRILLIANT there!
Heaven has a place prepared for me and you
Hell is another place that has one prepared too
There is no place in-between that we can go
It's either Heaven above or Hell down below
Heaven is a place with streets paved with gold
Hell is a fiery furnace with unquenchable coals
Heaven is found with forgiveness and prayer
Hell doesn't care; it will take you as you are
We are all destined for one place or the other
There is no place in-between to run for cover
We must decide now where we intend to stay
We cannot be fence-sitters come judgment day
Thats why you should write poetry I say :D
The 2 hours between these 2 comments can be attributed to the fact that you cannot concentrate on one thing when you are in class hehe. I hope you agree
great stuff! you're the next ogden nash, only more irreverent...! :-) but the hindu idea of heaven has a lot of booze (soma rasa), sex (apsaras) and music (gandharvas) - quite like a nice nightclub in the sky!
aaha...there I see an optimistic bugger who has the necessary proof with him regarding his optimism
Way to go dude!
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